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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.
Author: Aristotle

I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.
Author: Saint Teresa of Avila

I do not know which makes a man more conservativeto know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they're doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?" Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. Man: "What the hell was that for this time?" Wife: "Your horse called."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!" He says, "Aha!"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes