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Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
Author: Louise Beal

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Author: Langston Coleman

Make your bargain before beginning to plow.
Author: Arab Proverb

Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.
Author: Margaret Fuller

Man goeth to his long home.
Author: Bible

Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
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Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
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Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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