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My thoughts are my company; I can bring them together, select them, detain them, dismiss them.
Author: Walter Landor

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
Author: William Shakespeare

Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.
Author: Bell Hooks

If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here and there a patch of snow, Dirtier than the ground below, Dribbles down a marshy flood; Ankle-deep you stick in mud In the meadows while you sing, "This is Spring."
Author: Christopher Pearce Cranch

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
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Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.
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Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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