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Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
Author: Paulette Bates Alden

Here are my strong reservations about the wave of computer networks. They isolate us from one another and cheapen the meaning of actual experience. They work against literacy and creativity. They undercut our schools and libraries.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Heres my theory about meetings and life; the three things you cant fake are erections, competence and creativity. Thats why meetings become toxic they put uncreative people in a situation in which they have to be something they can never be. And the more
Author: Douglas Coupland

He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
Author: Saki

Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
Author: Billy Wilder

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
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You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes