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The world will change for the better when people decide they are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the way the world is, and decide to change themselves.
Author: Sidney Madwed

The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was; and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.
Author: Bible

There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
Author: Richard Feynman

There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need them.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes