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Best quotes to send by SMS
I think that when you invite people to your home, you invite them to yourself.Author: Oprah Winfrey
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.Author: Michel de Montaigne
No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.Author: Hunter S. Thompson
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.Author: Elbert Hubbard
No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his
voice?
A: He keeps having to eat his words.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the
inauguration to break his
promises.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's
college
visit to Moscow?
A: To study economics.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college
buddies who moved up there during
the war.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
and
Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one
would
win?
Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that
harass is one
word.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes