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Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.
Author: George S. Patton

Talent does what it can, Genius does what it must.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
Author: Aldus Manutius

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
Author: Margaret Cho

That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Author: Francis Hutcheson

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes