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The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
Author: Rene Descartes

The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and tell what it saw in a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can see. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religio
Author: John Ruskin

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed.
Author: Gordon Parks

The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau

My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
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A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "I'm taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."
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How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
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Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself.
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Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?
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