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Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
Author: Alan Corenk

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is more like a wise man than a fool who holds his tongue.
Author: Saint Francis de Sales

No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it.
Author: Napoleon Hill

Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing. An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes