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I want all my senses engaged. Let me absorb the world's variety and uniqueness.
Author: Maya Angelou

If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends.
Author: Charlotte Bronte

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Author: Mario Andretti

If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
Author: George Winters

Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes