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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have.
Author: Doris Mortman

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
Author: David Letterman

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Author: Matt Groening

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes