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Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
Author: Unknown

Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Author: Sir Ralph Richardson

Action is the foundational key to all success.
Author: Tony Robbins

Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative.
Author: H. G. Wells

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes