Best quotes to send by SMS
Anonymous Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
Author: Anonymous

Og Mandino Always render more and better service than is expected of you, no matter what your task may be.
Author: Og Mandino

Sallust Ambition drove many men to become false; to have one thought locked in the breast, another ready on the tongue.
Author: Sallust

Herbert Hoover America - a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.
Author: Herbert Hoover

George W. Bush America has never been an empire. We may be the only great power in history that had the chance, and refused preferring greatness to power and justice to glory.
Author: George W. Bush

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bus jokes Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
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Bus jokes A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!' shouted the man. 'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked. I'm the driver,' replied the man.
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Bus jokes Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
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Bus jokes Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.
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Bus jokes Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
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