Best quotes to send by SMS

Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
Author: Anonymous
Always render more and better service than is expected of you, no matter what your task may be.
Author: Og Mandino
Ambition drove many men to become false; to have one thought locked in the breast, another ready on the tongue.
Author: Sallust
America - a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.
Author: Herbert Hoover
America has never been an empire. We may be the only great power in history that had the chance, and refused preferring greatness to power and justice to glory.
Author: George W. Bush
The best jokes to send by SMS

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late.
Teacher:
Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier
one.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's
full up!'
'But you must let me on!' shouted the man.
'Why,
what's so special about you?' they asked.
I'm the driver,'
replied the man.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
didn't
hurt yourself?
Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the
bus.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't there'll be a very big splash.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes