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I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
Author: Euripides

Man's main task is to give birth to himself.
Author: Erich Fromm

Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

It is forbidden to decry other sects; the true believer gives honour to whatever in them is worthy of honour.
Author: Asoka

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Author: Mae West

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!
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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes