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I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.
Author: Jim Carrey

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Author: David T. Wolf

If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
Author: Seneca

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
Author: Christina Stead

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
Author: Tom Stoppard

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes