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Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done.
Author: Aaron Burr

Never exceed your rights, and they will soon become unlimited.
Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau

I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry.
Author: Randall Jarrell

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Never invest you money in anything that eats or needs repairing.
Author: Billy Rose

At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).
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Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.
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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth
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Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station
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"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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