Best quotes to send by SMS

It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.
Author: Pythagoras
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Author: Sir Richard Steele
I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.
Author: Monica Baldwin
Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.
Author: Sir Wilfred Grenfell
Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.
Author: David McCullough
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are
monsters
under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your
bed!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
pair
of curtains
Well pull yourself together then
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croak
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor:
You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as
clockwork.
Patient:
That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes