Best quotes to send by SMS
Pythagoras It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.
Author: Pythagoras

Sir Richard Steele Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Author: Sir Richard Steele

Monica Baldwin I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.
Author: Monica Baldwin

Sir Wilfred Grenfell Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.
Author: Sir Wilfred Grenfell

David McCullough Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.
Author: David McCullough

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!
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