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The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.
Author: Bible

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Author: Oscar Wilde

To give an accurate description of what has never occurred is not merely the proper occupation of the historian, but the inalienable privilege of any man of parts and culture.
Author: Oscar Wilde

To grow mature is to separate more distinctly, to connect more closely.
Author: Hugo Von Hofmannsthal

The body is a sacred garment.
Author: Martha Graham

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !
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What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes