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The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity; and brutes by instinct.
Author: Cicero

I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of the Muses; I have been versed in the reasonings of men; but Fate is stronger than anything I have known.
Author: Euripides

The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die.
Author: Edward M. Kennedy

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
Author: Robertson Davies

Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec !' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !'
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If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.
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Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
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Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !
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