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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give you a husband and a home and gracious concord, for there is nothing greater and better than this -when a husband and wife keep a household in oneness of mind, a great woe to the
Author: Homer

Maybe because it's entirely an artist's eye, patience and skill that makes an image and not his tools.
Author: Ken Rockwell

Memory feeds imagination.
Author: Amy Tan

Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes