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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Author: Robert Byrne

Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Author: Confucius

Leave well - even 'pretty well' - alone: that is what I learn as I get old.
Author: Edward Fitzgerald

Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado.
Author: Menander

Let him think I am more man than I am and I will be so.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.
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Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.
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What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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