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A bad wound may heal, but a bad name will kill.
Author: Scottish Proverb

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
Author: Chinese Proverb

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
Author: Jack London

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Author: Salman Rushdie

A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
Author: Gian Vincenzo Gravina

How many weeks are there in a light year?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
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How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?
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