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No, 'tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all the worms of Nile, whose breath Rides on the posting winds, and doth belie All corners of the world.
Author: William Shakespeare

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
Author: Tallulah Bankhead

Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.
Author: Louis L'Amour

Nonsense and noise will oft prevail, when honour and affection fail.
Author: William Lloyd

Not even the gods fight against necessity.
Author: Simonides

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes