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Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
Author: Henri-Frdric Amiel

Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Author: Cuban Proverb

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
Author: Raymond Chandler

Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded.
Author: Jess Lair

Children should be educated and instructed in the principles of freedom.
Author: John Adams

Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.
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Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
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Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.
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Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
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