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If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The object of government in peace and in war is not the glory of rulers or of races, but the happiness of the common man.
Author: Lord William Beveridge

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold.
Author: Glenn Doman

The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
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