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If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.
Author: Brendan Francis

If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others?
Author: Dolores Huerta

If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Author: Terry Pratchett

If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
Author: I. F. Stone

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes