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Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one's own self.
Author: Erich Fromm

Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

See first that the design is wise and just: that ascertained, pursue it resolutely; do not for one repulse forego the purpose that you resolved to effect.
Author: William Shakespeare

I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
Author: Henry Ford

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Author: Woody Allen

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes