Best quotes to send by SMS
Edgar Allan Poe Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

John Gunther Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts.
Author: John Gunther

John Wayne Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
Author: John Wayne

Agesilaus the Second Courage is of no value unless accompanied by justice; yet if all men became just, there would be no need for courage.
Author: Agesilaus the Second

Raymond Lindquist Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
Author: Raymond Lindquist

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
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Doctor and nurse jokes "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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Doctor and nurse jokes What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
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