Best quotes to send by SMS

Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe
Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts.
Author: John Gunther
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
Author: John Wayne
Courage is of no value unless accompanied by justice; yet if all men became just, there would be no need for courage.
Author: Agesilaus the Second
Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
Author: Raymond Lindquist
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little
girl
doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No
change yet.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Interns think of God, residents pray
to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Why did the nurse always insist on
using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Because
nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her
patient's
best side.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
"The doctor said he would have me on
my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell the
car to pay the bill."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
What's the difference between a
general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the
other thinks you have what he
treats.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes