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Best quotes to send by SMS
A schedule defends from chaos and whim.Author: Annie Dillard
A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.Author: Bertrand Russell
A short saying oft contains much wisdom.Author: Sophocles
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A smiling face is half the meal.Author: Latvian Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch
eggs !This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why were the hens lying on their backs
with
their legs in the air ?
Because eggs were going up !This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What did the baby owl's parents say when he
wanted
to go to a party?
You're not owld enough.This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why did a man's
pet vulture not make a sound
for five years?
It was stuffed.This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What kind of doctor does a duck
visit?
A
Ducktor.This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes