Best quotes to send by SMS

Who has a harder fight than he who is striving to overcome himself.
Author: Thomas a Kempis
Who overcomes by force hath overcome but half his foe.
Author: John Milton
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Author: Frank Zappa
Whoever is open, loyal, true; of humane and affable demeanour; honourable himself, and in his judgement of others; faithful to his word as to law, and faithful alike to God and man....such a man is a true gentleman.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whom the gods love dies young.
Author: Menander
The best jokes to send by SMS

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary
wig
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child
what grown-up life is really going to be like
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes