Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas a Kempis Who has a harder fight than he who is striving to overcome himself.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

John Milton Who overcomes by force hath overcome but half his foe.
Author: John Milton

Frank Zappa I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Author: Frank Zappa

Ralph Waldo Emerson Whoever is open, loyal, true; of humane and affable demeanour; honourable himself, and in his judgement of others; faithful to his word as to law, and faithful alike to God and man....such a man is a true gentleman.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Menander Whom the gods love dies young.
Author: Menander

The best jokes to send by SMS
Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like
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