Best quotes to send by SMS

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Author: Voltaire
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
Author: Angelina Jolie
If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
Author: Matt Groening
If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
Author: George C. Marshall
If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.
Author: Baruch Spinoza
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did the bumble bee striker say ?
Hive
scored !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
How do hens encourage their football teams
?
They egg them on !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Why do managers bring suitcases
along to
away games ?
So that they can pack the defence !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Why are
football grounds odd ?
Because
you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Did you hear about the football team who ate
too much pudding ?
They got jellygated !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes