Best quotes to send by SMS
Voltaire If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Author: Voltaire

Angelina Jolie If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
Author: Angelina Jolie

Matt Groening If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
Author: Matt Groening

George C. Marshall If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
Author: George C. Marshall

Baruch Spinoza If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.
Author: Baruch Spinoza

The best jokes to send by SMS
Sport jokes What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
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Sport jokes How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
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Sport jokes Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
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Sport jokes Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !
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Sport jokes Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !
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