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I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
Author: Socrates

I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time.
Author: Louise Nevelson

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Author: Oscar Levant

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

I read no newspaper now but Ritchie's, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for they contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
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Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What lovely pearls, dear Beatrice," she maliciously remarked. "Are they real?" Yes, nodded Lady Peel. "Of course," the dowager declared, "you can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?" "Gladly," Lady Peel replied. "But remember, Duchess, you can't tell real pearls with false teeth."
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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes