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Best quotes to send by SMS
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.Author: Robert Redford
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.Author: Mary Kay Ash
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.Author: The Dalai Lama
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.Author: Spanish Proverb
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.Author: Yugoslav Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
Waiter,
there's a fly in my soup!
No
sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know,
but unfortunately we are out of turtle.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a dead
fly in my
soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, I can't seem to
find any oysters
in this oyster soup.
Would you expect to find angels in angel
cake?This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter!
There's a dead spider in
my soup.
Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes