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In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
Author: Aristotle

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.
Author: Titus Livius

In forming a bridge between body and mind, dreams may be used as a springboard from which man can leap to new realms of experience lying outside his normal state of consciousness.
Author: Ann Faraday

In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three.
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A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes