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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Author: Mark Twain

Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story.
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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Author: Mark Twain

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf.
Author: Rabindranath Tagore

Let's not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don't die, get well by themselves. Our job is mainly to try to make them feel better; do no harm.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
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Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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How many weeks are there in a light year?
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