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In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.
Author: Robert Heinlein

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Variety is the soul of pleasure.
Author: Aphra Behn

Learn to value yourself, which means: to fight for your happiness.
Author: Ayn Rand

To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
Author: Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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