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Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

No problem is too small or too trivial if we can really do something about it.
Author: Richard Feynman

One might define adulthood as the age at which a person learns he must die and accepts his sentence undismayed.
Author: Robert Heinlein

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.
Author: Edward Chapin

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Author: George Burns

What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." They start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there nare still two floors left, they continue on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect. "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they would be missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes