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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying the conduct of mankind, than that marriage, though the dictate of nature, and the institution of Providence, is yet very often the cause of misery, and that those who e
Author: Samuel Johnson

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Author: Mary Wilson Little

There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody, anywhere, any time.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

There is no slavery but ignorance.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

It's a great medium for trivia and hobbies, but not the place for reasoned, reflective judgment. Suprisingly often, discussions degenerate into acrimony, insults and flames.
Author: Clifford Stoll

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
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Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.
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Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
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Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything." "Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes