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Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.
Author: Sophia Loren

In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be present: 'I am rising to a man's work.'
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
Author: Demades

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
Author: Rebecca Johnson

Monsieur l'abb, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.
Author: Voltaire

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard. 'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!'
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don't think that's possible. Oh, yes it is - I'm nine today.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. "I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted." "Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so dejected?" "Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes