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In every country, we should be teaching our children the scientific method and the reasons for a Bill of Rights. With it comes a certain decency, humility and community spirit. In the demon-haunted world that we inhabit by virtue of being human, this may
Author: Carl Sagan

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Author: Charles M. Schulz

My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.
Author: William Shakespeare

My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as importan
Author: Helen Hayes

My music is best understood by children and animals.
Author: Igor Stravinsky

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
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Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.
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Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.
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