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I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment. We run, hopefully as fast as we can, and then everyone must stop. We can only choose how we handle the race.
Author: Hugh Elliott

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Author: Mark Twain

I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.
Author: Martha Washington

I approach these questions unwillingly, as they are sore subjects, but no cure can be effected without touching upon and handling them.
Author: Titus Livius

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
Author: Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.
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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
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If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
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How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
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