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I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror, and from others to take an example for himself.
Author: Terence

I can endure my own despair, but not another's hope.
Author: William Walsh

I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
Author: Honore de Balzac

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes