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Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit.
Author: e e cummings

One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.
Author: Rene Descartes

One does not learn how to die by killing others.
Author: Vicomte de Chateaubriand

One good turn deserves another.
Author: Gaius Petronius

Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
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Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
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Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.
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Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
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Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.
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