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You teach best what you most need to learn.
Author: Richard Bach

You try to give away what you want yourself.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
Author: Colette

You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

I shut my eyes in order to see.
Author: Paul Gauguin

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. "I think--" "POOF!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes