Best quotes to send by SMS
Lee Iacocca Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca

William of Wykeham Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham

Oliver Wendell Holmes Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Antoine de Saint-Exupery Language is the source of misunderstandings.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

J. S. Bryan Many men can make a fortune but very few can build a family.
Author: J. S. Bryan

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
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Blonde jokes Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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Book title jokes Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
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Book title jokes Army Jokes by Major Laugh
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Book title jokes The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier
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