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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano is that you had to work too hard to get them. You had to cry, you had to scream, you had to sweat, you had to cuss out health care officials, and when that's all over with, you'll
Author: Barbara Hall

One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only interests.
Author: John Stuart Mill

It is the creative potential itself in human beings that is the image of God.
Author: Mary Daly

Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.
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Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.
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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
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Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
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Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"
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