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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Author: Cathy Ladman

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life.
Author: Edith Sitwell

My salad days, When I was green in judgment.
Author: William Shakespeare

My thoughts are my company; I can bring them together, select them, detain them, dismiss them.
Author: Walter Landor

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it. "Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart..."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes