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A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
Author: George S. Patton

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill, requires only our silence, which costs nothing.
Author: John Tillotson

A great flame follows a little spark.
Author: Dante Alighieri

A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
Author: Anonymous

I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"
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Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
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Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes