Best Cell Phones

I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.
Author: Bethania McKenstry

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Author: Fred Allen

In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Author: Akira Kurosawa

In creating, the only hard thing is to begin: a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak.
Author: James Russell Lowell

In Ethiopia during the famine, I saw stuff there that reorganized how I saw the world. I didn't quite know what to do about it. At a certain point, I felt God is not looking for alms. God is looking for action.
Author: Bono

What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes