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All television is children's television.
Author: Richard P. Adler

All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Author: Alexander Woollcott

All things are difficult before they are easy.
Author: Dr. Thomas Fuller

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes